From :dragontiger4477:

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
>> Theremon was the first to speak. "You know what this does to this whole theory you've build up, Sheerin, don't you?" He was grinning with relief. --Issac Asimov, Nightfall

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
>> My pants.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
>> Willow. Best film starring midgets ever.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
>> 1am

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
>> 1am. I'm just that good.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
>> absolutely nothing, which is what I want to hear. (other than my music)

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
>> Coming home from work in a blizzard.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
>> Surfing furry porn.

9. What are you wearing?
>> Still wearing my walmart uniform.

10. Did you dream last night?
>> Did I?

11. When did you last laugh?
>> At some idiot on the internet. All the time.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
>> a light, blankets covering the windows, and possibly porn

13. Seen anything weird lately?
>> anything and everything in secondlife

14. What do you think of this quiz?
>> I generally hate quizzes and memes, but its for dragontiger4477...

15. What is the last film you saw?
>> Willow. Stop repeating yourself.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
>> If I had a million dollars, I would buy you a fur coat. But not a real fur coat that's cruel.</bnl>

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
>>
I can't whistle or snap my fingers
I can badly.


18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
>> Make Christopher Walken the president of the US.


19. Do you like to dance?
>> Faildance

20. George Bush:
>> Old meme is old. Its Obama time.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
>> Fenchurch, because i'm a fucking weirdo.

22. Imagine your first is a boy, what do you call him?
>> Sue

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
>> Yes

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
>> "Care to explain all the furry porn?" "Not really."


25.Tag Throw a pokeball at six people who must also do this in THEIR journal.