1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
>> Theremon was the first to speak. "You know what this does to this whole theory you've build up, Sheerin, don't you?" He was grinning with relief. --Issac Asimov, Nightfall
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
>> My pants.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
>> Willow. Best film starring midgets ever.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
>> 1am
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
>> 1am. I'm just that good.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
>> absolutely nothing, which is what I want to hear. (other than my music)
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
>> Coming home from work in a blizzard.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
>> Surfing furry porn.
9. What are you wearing?
>> Still wearing my walmart uniform.
10. Did you dream last night?
>> Did I?
11. When did you last laugh?
>> At some idiot on the internet. All the time.
12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
>> a light, blankets covering the windows, and possibly porn
13. Seen anything weird lately?
>> anything and everything in secondlife
14. What do you think of this quiz?
>> I generally hate quizzes and memes, but its for dragontiger4477...
15. What is the last film you saw?
>> Willow. Stop repeating yourself.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
>> If I had a million dollars, I would buy you a fur coat. But not a real fur coat that's cruel.</bnl>
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
>>
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
>> Make Christopher Walken the president of the US.
19. Do you like to dance?
>> Faildance
20. George Bush:
>> Old meme is old. Its Obama time.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
>> Fenchurch, because i'm a fucking weirdo.
22. Imagine your first is a boy, what do you call him?
>> Sue
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
>> Yes
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
>> "Care to explain all the furry porn?" "Not really."
25.Tag Throw a pokeball at six people who must also do this in THEIR journal.








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Some dude: pat him on his fuzzy head and say "shut up dummy"
Glad you liked it.
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"We're in the business of killing Nazi's, and cousin, business is BOOMING!" - Ingloreous Basterds
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"Estoy norteada por las voces que me hablan simultaneamente"-Gloria Anzaldua
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"We are born knowing how to love. We are taught how to hate"
Wait...what? Lol? Just dropping you a shout cause i felt like it lol.
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This guy must be in cahoots with the Mythological Viagra Guy. Yes we all know that Zeus was a slut, but damn...
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